What if Christmas was… cancelled?
Who would you call?
And more importantly — who would take the job?
In this delightfully chaotic episode, Fruitloop and The Mayor headfirst into the mythology, madness, and modern logistics of Christmas. It starts with a rumour — Christmas is off — and spirals into a full-blown hypothetical job interview where fruitloop casually agrees to become the next Mrs. Claus. Because why not? Someone has to save the holiday.
Together, the hosts do what every sensible adult does when faced with festive folklore:
they crunch the numbers.
How fast would Santa actually have to fly?
How many houses per second?
Is this even physically possible… or have we all been gaslit by reindeer propaganda?
From there, the conversation sleigh-rides through very real seasonal pressures — noisy neighbours, last-minute shopping panic, overcaffeinated retail culture, and the quiet physical exhaustion that comes from pretending December is “magical” while your body says otherwise.
Along the way, we’re treated to personal holiday rituals and cultural contrasts:
South African Christmas meals under the sun,
European traditions wrapped in winter coats,
and the shared human experience of gift-giving, stress-dodging, and hoping the neighbours eventually turn the music down.
It’s festive satire with heart.
It’s humour hiding a truth we all recognise.
And it ends exactly where it should — with laughter, relief, and the reassuring realisation that despite the chaos, Christmas is still very much alive.
So…
Is Santa overrated?
Could Mrs. Claus do a better job?
And why does this episode feel like the conversation you didn’t know you needed this season?
Press play.
You’ll feel seen.
You’ll laugh.
And you might just believe in Christmas again — logistics be damned. 🎄🍍